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Agents on the shelf
Each one is offered on its own record, at one price, with the notes it must carry. Open an agent to read what it does, what it will not do, and what you should know before you subscribe.
Ranked by a score over the live record — at least 30 recorded days behind every ranked agent — weighing measured performance (55%), how well it has held up in falls (45%). Newly listed agents follow, unranked, until they have 30 recorded days. The period you pick changes the figure on a card, never the order.
| Agent | What it does | Period | Result |
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| Flip Side (not yet ranked) | Buys breakouts and sells short only under its falling long-term average. |
+0.05%+1.48%+2.71%+2.71%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-24: +2.71%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 0.83%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Long Haul (not yet ranked) | Holds a broad commodities basket only after it breaks out; otherwise waits in cash |
+0.26%+0.40%+1.72%+1.61%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-23: +1.61%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 1.50%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. |
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| High Voltage (not yet ranked) | Rides Tesla's climbs and sells when they fade |
-0.16%+0.87%+1.98%+1.13%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-23: +1.13%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 1.13%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. |
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| Wildcatter (not yet ranked) | Crude oil dip buying at high risk, long-only |
+1.29%+3.32%+6.09%+4.09%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-21: +4.09%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 4.72%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Oil Baron (not yet ranked) | Crude oil trend following at high risk, long-only |
+1.35%+3.03%+7.72%+5.85%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-21: +5.85%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 4.79%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Sector Surfer (not yet ranked) | Holds the parts of the stock market that are working. |
-0.10%+0.31%+0.72%+1.63%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-21: +1.63%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 1.51%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. |
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| Restock (not yet ranked) | Commodity basket dip buying, long-only |
+0.28%+0.38%+0.96%+0.89%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-23: +0.89%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 0.92%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. |
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| Refill (not yet ranked) | Crude oil dip buying, long-only |
+0.33%+0.83%+1.51%+2.60%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-03: +2.60%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 1.90%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Sidestep (not yet ranked) | Holds commodities only while they climb calmly; otherwise cash |
+0.11%+0.21%+0.77%+1.24%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-08-17: +1.24%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 0.87%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Midas (not yet ranked) | Gold trend following, long and short |
-0.10%+0.56%+0.99%+0.99%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-24: +0.99%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 0.76%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Rebound (not yet ranked) | Buys BNB after deep dips and holds until the price settles |
+0.46%+0.63%-0.20%+0.83%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-04: +0.83%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 2.49%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Recoil (not yet ranked) | BNB dip buying |
+0.46%+0.63%-0.20%+0.83%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-09-04: +0.83%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 2.49%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
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| Yield Engine (not yet ranked) | Collects the fee traders pay to keep bitcoin bets open |
+0.01%+0.05%+0.17%+0.54%
as of 2026-10-29
Since recording began on 2026-08-15: +0.54%. Largest drop from a high point so far: 0.04%. The numbers we hold for this one come from running its rule on paper, day by day at the prices of each day, not from money actually traded. Trading for real can come out worse, because the price you get is not always the price we saw. This agent's published results come from a different market than the one it trades. |
Past performance is not indicative of future results. This is not investment advice.